Jake

a fat homosexual guy who loves getting pegged by his brothers massive cock

man dude your really acting like a jake

by temchip December 23, 2021

jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020

jake bratcher

Big dick

Jake Bratcher haves a big dick

by Ballsaresoft February 19, 2018

Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.

That guy has a donkey cock, must be Jake.

by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024

Jake Paul

A word you use to call someone a leech. Also means cancer.

He is such a Jake Paul, did not even do any of the group project.

Man, I think I have Jake Paul.

by Professor_Pork May 11, 2018

Jake Paul

Hating Jake Paul gives him more money

I hate Jake Paul

by MiroTheMan January 15, 2021

Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy

“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins”

by I love you Pookie bear June 9, 2025