jack gruber

Noun
1. One uniquely gay ass nigga

2. Definitely not a Daniel
"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

Origin
> Los Angeles, CA (2008), originally some random bitch elevated to new status through sheer will of peer pressure

Related Terms
Brian Jewenstein (also of the genus, faggot), Adam Israelbaum (of the tangential faggotini strain of bitch ass niggas)

Jack Gruber -

"Who the fuck is Daniel... that's Jack dude."

by C-MackDaddy-Dizzle December 4, 2014

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Simple Jack

1:

To not pull off a retarded impersonation.

2:

To look retarded trying to 'look retarded'

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy's retarded impersonation? I totally was not impressed.....

Dude 2: Yeah.. he was going full retard..

Dude 1: ......Simple Jack status...

by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

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flap Jacks

Describes two body parts in particular on the femal body. Volumeless saggy breast which resemble the pancake like flat bread called flap jacks.

Also describes a flat ass

She should have wore a bra, without one her boobs look like flap jacks.

by kumquat87 October 19, 2009

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jack taco

(1) adjective: meaning nothing or empty. Used by a specific World History teacher many times, and still gets a laugh from the naive children.

(1) "The Soviets had no idea that we were coming. They knew jack taco."

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004

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CAR JACKING

THIS IS WHEN A MAN DRIVES AROUND TOWN FURIOUSLY WACKING OFF IN HIS CAR FOR THE WORLD TO SEE.SOME TINT THEIR WINDOWS,AND SOME ARE BLATANTLY DO IT IN CONVERTIBLES.THERE IS NO EASY WAY TO TELL WHOS DOING IT WHILE YOUR INNOCENTLY DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD,SO BE CAREFUL,THERE OUT THERE CAUSING ACCIDENTS.WHICH LEADS TO ANOTHER WORD...WACKCIDENT.

POP BETTER STOP CAR JACKING ALL OVER TOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN HIM IN,AND HE'S GONNA GET ARRESTED.NOT TO ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR,BUT IT IS JUST MISDEMEANOR FOR THIS TYPE OF CAR JACKING.

by WACK ATTACK May 8, 2011

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