hat block

When one wears a hat so you won't wear a hat like someone that you know or are related to.

He is going to imitate his father, time to hat block.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013

pickle in a hat

A really epic moment, but no one is there to witness it with you.

"Hey bro, I had this really pickle in a hat moment yesterday, but no one was around."

"I'm sorry, bro."

by koravel October 20, 2013

Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).

"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."

by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012

Tits and top hats

Good, classy, excellent.

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012

Cone Hatting

Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.

Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!

Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!

by sick guy 101 June 18, 2012

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012

smelly hat

the result of the fetish of defecating on someone's head.

I have a nice collection of smelly hat videos.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011