cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.

John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...

by Defi Domus March 19, 2023

Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head

“Oh you have a hat on your head

by dombomb762 July 21, 2020

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023

Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016