Double-hatting

The act of wearing two hats to keep head extra dry.

You better be double-hatting today, it’s raining hard outside!

by Gibby Donate January 04, 2024

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 11, 2011

skank hat

A nasty hat some hoe left in the back of your car.

Hey, bro. I found this skank hat in the back. You want it?

by zing_zong November 27, 2017

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 September 14, 2015

Best hat forward

To do your best forward facing skills at things

I did so well at work today because I had my best hat forward

by Rygarmurph May 31, 2021

eat your hat

to lose a bet
and have to pay up,
by eating your hat

"ah, bitch, you said if obama wins you would eat your hat.
c'mon now. i give ya some salt and ketchup too. start ta
chompin, Billy Bob"
"if the 76'ers don't make the playoffs, you'll eat your hat and gimme a hundred dollah against a twomp?. I take that bet, nigga."
"U said if Romney loses u would eat your hat, burn the kkk robes, register green party, and party w/the poofters in San Fran on New's Eve. It's midnite, Buford. bend over and take it like the red state bitch that you are. yee haww"

by psychobitchhommedontplaythat November 24, 2012

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by June 30, 2023