Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 18, 2002

I call Rosa Parks

Basically calling to get sit in the back or somewhere or something.

Jimmy says" I call Rosa Parks" when he gets ready to get in the car.
Tyrone says"I call Rosa Parks" as he walks into the classroom.

by Baby Zech March 15, 2020

Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0

A recently released (November 2022) game that is a sequel/revamp to Call of Duty: Warzone. This game either makes you feel like a literal god or a mentally stunted 4 year old. Not to mention the new DMZ gamemode where dying makes you lose all your shit. Little Timmy can ruin your day by running you over on your last match of the night when you were seconds away from a successful exfil. That is, if you can even make it to exfil before the AI with literal aimbot can wipe your squad with two bullets from 1,000,000 meters away. But, look! You can get Ghost (from modern warfare 2!!!) for the low, low price of $99.99

"Hey, you tryna hop on Call of Duty: Warzone 2.0 later?"

"Thanks, but I'd rather kill myself."

by tacofoxxo December 14, 2022

Just Going With The Plays That Are Called

A phrase that could be used in any context to avoid an icky situation. Used by Terrell Owens

Reporter: Do you feel like you are being used correctly?
Terrell Owens: I'm just going with the plays that are called.

Guy #1: Did you sleep with my girlfriend?
Guy #2: Just going with the plays that are called.

Judge: What do you have to say for yourself?
Defendant: Just going with the plays that are called.

by WTH? TO October 01, 2009

a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

by my massive glock gets stuck in January 10, 2018

Pa⃨w⃨s⃨ -⃨ I WILL NOT DM/CALL

Pa⃨w⃨s⃨ -⃨ I WILL NOT DM/CALL is a user on the Elrond Telegram group. He is a kind gentleman and most importantly he holds Elrond eGLD.

Pa⃨w⃨s⃨ -⃨ I WILL NOT DM/CALL is a very nice guy

by Sffr February 22, 2021