The Design is very Human

A description for man-made killing machines/devices/gadgets that are the complete opposite of human and probably break the Geneva Convention.

Crackhead: The design is very human

fym bro that is NOT human 😭🙏

by Playstation0 December 11, 2025

Human Jukebox

A person who naturally brings music into public spaces — usually with a Bluetooth speaker, portable radio, or a bike with a speaker strapped to it. They’re like a mobile soundtrack provider, adding background music to everyday life. Human Jukeboxes aren’t trying to disturb anyone; they just carry the vibe with them wherever they go.

“When I hear Kehlani on BART from the Human Jukebox on my way to work, I know it’s gonna be a good day.”

by SN13T0 December 11, 2025

The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough

Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it

by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025

Sigma human

A human who is a sigma alpha and is apart of the GC ¨A sigma Alpha Chat¨ And have A LOT of HUZZ😕

This guy is a sigma human

by User of school chrome book December 18, 2025

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The humanzee (sometimes chuman, manpanzee or chumanzee) is a hypothetical hybrid of chimpanzee and human, thus a form of human–animal hybrid: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...{Homo-Juliensis}.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025