HAT

a unit of measure - superior to " INCHES " or " CENTIMETERS "

pete's dick is 7 hats long - wish mine was as big as that

by bluescreenbastard September 6, 2005

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).

"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."

by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012

White Sox hat

If a man is wearing a white Sox hat he is signaling that he is gay and letting other gay men know that he is on the market.

“Bro did you see Logan wearing that white Sox hat?”
“Yeah bro I didn’t know he was gay”

by Playaplaya July 24, 2022

Vomit hat

A hat girls use the vomit into to loose weight typically stored in the back of a closet

Emily why are you so sad did your mom find your vomit hat?

by Poopsock king December 28, 2020

BLUE HAT

WEARING A BLUE HAT MEANS THAT YOU LIKE TO EAT ASS

Bro you're wearing a blue hat you know what that means right?

no?

It means you like to eat ass

by nigger kojo January 9, 2025

glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.

Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.

by jaun james June 3, 2021