fucker

the word that you use when someone spooks you or jumps on you.

guy: *jumps on friend*
friend: FUCKER

by felixfluffer November 26, 2015

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole

1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 28, 2017

Nautical Ass Mother Fucker

A person who works on ships for a living and loses contact with everyone on land. He or She also enjoys and milks the benefits of a life at sea

Man Andrew is one Nautical Ass Mother Fucker

by RBGeezy November 3, 2010

Nosey Fucker

Someone who sees a QR code and scans it, even though they have no idea what it links to.

Oh, so you saw this on a mug and decided you’d see what it was for, did you? Nosey fucker…

by No1Lils July 21, 2024

WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021

Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.

Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 29, 2018