my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend

International day of nudes from a girl friend

Guy: You know what day is today?
She: No, what day is?

Guy: Is 25 July, International day of nudes from a girl friend
She: What?
Guy: You are supposed to pass me your nudes
She: Oh, ok!

by unitato.unitonto July 25, 2019

you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

when you do cool things in fallout new vegas

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021

how to stop someone from being racist

• slap them every time they do it

• tell them to stop
• seduce them

• kiss them

• punch the fuck out of them

• slap them run away and slap them again

someone: N-Word people who are this race is dumb and ugly
me: *SLAP*
and thats how to stop someone from being racist

by thatsgaydude August 21, 2021

My name is jamar i come from afar

1. Jamar comes from afar
2. Ala akbar
3. Something u say when u come from afar

i ran 3 k to beat someone in a race. when i did i yelled My name is jamar i come from afar.

by De Ezn Uts February 17, 2022

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 3, 2020

A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022