bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025

Sky Ferreira

A queen. She started out with music in the early 2010s posting music to MySpace and quickly rose to fame on Tumblr. Known for her song “Everything Is Embarrassing” and her album “Night Time, My Time”. She usually shows up to her shows a minimum of 2 hours late and mumbles half the lyrics but her music makes you feel like you’re trying on jeans in an Urban Outfitters in 2014.

“I went to a Sky Ferreira concert last night!!”
“Omg how was it?”
“She arrived 3 hours late, slurred half her words, performed the entire show in the pitch darkness without a spotlight, and apologized roughly every 45 seconds.”
“What a queen. We must stan.”

by Lanadelrey2012 December 12, 2025

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.

She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.

by legsmalone May 25, 2010

the impossible missions force

a force of elite warriors that are unknown by anyone accross the globe that take on the toughest missions that are called impossible, but the IMF proves them possible

sgt. sandman of the impossible missions force went on a mission to atlantis to destroy the enemy

by phiosopher January 18, 2012

Tool de force

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

by tabarin October 24, 2014

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016