Real Battarmane Hours

What you expect when you finish climbing a 2000+ feet peak and begin the 7 kilometer trek back down to enjoy some of that Kukke Subramanya style sambar rice with pickle.

Person 1: Yo how long this trek gon' take?
Person 2: Chill dawg, we got real battarmane hours waiting for us at the base camp.
person 1: *cooms*

by BiddagaruStyle January 18, 2022

real quick fun

Masturbating or having sex

I cant wait to have real quick fun with kaylee!

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020

sharks exist in real life

A fun fact told by neil in jaws

Neal:sharks exist in real life
Timmy:wow

by raybeez May 29, 2022

Tiddy real estate

using houses to describe boob

jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans

by raybeez February 12, 2022

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Litty Bop Realness

Litty Bop Realness is more of an adjective. It can be used as a form of approval and a relatable moment or even a substitute for existing words, but the phrase is so good you choose to use it instead.

Girly pop, this song is so Litty Bop Realness right now, I can't even, can't.

Wow, she dropped that mugga so quickly, she was so Litty Bop Realness right thurr in that moment ovuh thurr.

I'm Litty Bop, she Litty Bop, and together, we're Litty Bop Realness, catch our drift.

by GAC.XTRA June 11, 2024

Amazingly stupid real facts

these are facts that nobody will pay attention to, because it is amazingly stupid. if you actually look at amazingly stupid real facts, then you probably don't have an A in math.

amazingly stupid real facts is for someone who didn't know that simon and semen are the same thing

by YAYMANYAY November 02, 2022