Fanny Mangler

A small contraption with little spinning prongs. Discovered by Cook in 1842, used to reduce pleasure in aboriginal women, and cause intense pain, and prolonged contractions, leading to a more substantial orgasm for the male, in order to stimulate release of sperm. Hencefourth, increasing fertility of the males and raising the chances of creating a larger litter.

"My fanny mangler just ran out of fuel" and "Where the fuck did I leave my fucking fanny mangler?"

by Mapk & Grace May 5, 2005

fannybaws

Fannybaws (from "Fanny" and "Balls") used to describe a weak feminine male who prefers to talk, rumour monger, about a personal problem rather than deal direct. A "fannybaws" of a man is also depicted as a "sweetie wife" (a natterbox, bletherite of a rumour monger) who will chat in an effeminate manner like an aul' Grannie Mutchie instead of sorting out the problem like a man. A Fannybaws of a man will natter, blether, rumour monger about another person generally to women or anyone who will listen. Example of usage talking about a male sitting with a group of women chatting would be... "Wid ya look at Fannybaws natterin away like an aul' bletherin granny mutchie talkin pesh fae Scotland". Or addressing a male who can't work or won't work... "Hey fannybaws get yersel a proper job like a real man". Or addressing a male fibbing to a Granny Mutchie about his unpaid rent..."Fannybaws shut yer hole and gonnae no sweetie wife to granny mutchie an pay yer bill like a man".

Fannybaws gonnae nae do tha' bletherin pesh like a granny mutchie an' pay yer bill like a man!

by jamesedinburgh May 23, 2016

Tan Fanny

To win a Pulitzer Prize for exposing urban political corruption.

Damn, that dawg's going to tan fanny with that story.

by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

fannybaws

A word which has it's origins in the west coast of Scotland,dated from around the turn of the new millenium, often used to "wind-up" anyone associated with or employed by celtic football club

Arthur "the claw" Duncan

by DMONEY December 26, 2004

Fanny pat

A gentle double tap with the open palm on a girlfriend's fanny indicating affection when walking. Used in public or where there are potential suitors as sign of possession.

Note: take care using in UK where fanny has a completely different meaning!

Jeff gave Jane a Fanny pat as they walked into the party together

by rapmac November 10, 2009

fanny wagon

a car that is made specifically for women or has been customised for the use of a woman

1.the ford ka is a proper fanny wagon
2. amy has turned that BMW into a proper fanny wagon

by matphil July 8, 2006

fanny licker

To be "sucking up" to someone which is met negatively by fellow individuals and brand you a fanny licker.

He was a right "fanny licker" with the boss today, to get a rise.

by RealRockNRollStar January 5, 2007