Ethan N

A god walking amongst mere mortals. of Scandinavian origin his ancestors probably enslaved yours and he is in the family business. His gravitational pull is so large that it attracts all the honeys toward his center. he has a dark past... also unrelated he regrets 9/11. His rapping tunes swoon me into fanciful thinking of what i know can never be between us. His eyes tell me a story his words seem to contradict and all my hopes of being fulfilled in the night hours so depend upon his abnormally long middle toe that i fear if i do not receive its immediate attention i will die grasping on too my Ethan body pillow.

Ethan N: i am going to write you up for gambling since you stayed in the dorm during the fire alarm
guy: 9/11 was not your fault, don't take out your pain on me, i can help you.

Ethan N: you can't help me! I'm too far gone...
guy: no Ethan you're not! there is good in you, you just have to let me see your abnormally long big toe, i mean open up to me.

by Plutarch2024 January 29, 2024

Ethan Moment

When you can't accept that you have lost and all you can do is complain

Why are you crying over losing. That's gotta be an Ethan Moment

by Republic of Ireland September 11, 2022

Ethan A. W.G.

Ethan A. G.W., The bestest boy in the whole world. He’s a sweet golden boy who looks at you with the eyes full of love. He’d give you the world if he could and would relentlessly love you and all your flaws. He reminds you of how beautiful you are and tries his best to be the best and can be a little clingy at times. His best features include his ass, dick, smile, and most important the eyes that hold this universe. Perfect daddy material and cuddle material.

“Do you know Ethan A. W.G.? I heard that boy has the fattest ass in town”

by Ethan A. W.G. October 2, 2023

Pulling an ethan

When someone plays girls or uses them leaving them confused

“Yo I just saw Ben pulling an ethan”

by Erikka February 27, 2020

Ethan

Ethan someone who ignores you and leaves you on open and who will not join a face time call because he’s doing “homework”

Ethan can you FaceTime

Him- no doing “homework”

by Victoria Delegarza October 22, 2019

Ethan Cadawallader

A mexican that has a hot mom and a short bald ass dad. Did I mention he his mexican?

Ethan Cadawallader is a hot man.

by clashroyaleplayer95 April 1, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the sort of person you never want to leave. He's sweet, funny, caring, bubbly, smart, good at leadership and you always have the best time with him. There isn't a person in the world you wouldn't want to be with more

"Man I had the best time with Ethan last night"

by emmzywemmzy1302 July 5, 2022