Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.
Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.
Dylan
by JOE727272 November 27, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Marlene and dylan are the best couple to ever exist. Everyone wants to be them and can’t wait to be like them. No one can break them up fr, and also Marlene is Dylan’s thicc queen.
Person 1: I’m so jealous of those 2 other there, do you see them?
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
Person 2: Who Marlene and dylan?
Person 1: Yessss, they are the best couple ever I don’t think they will ever break up!
Person 2: I know I wish I had something like that
by Youwannabelikemarleneanddylan December 23, 2022
Get the Marlene and dylanmug. Dylan is a very smart funny and caring guy
Who likes being around others!
He will always know how to make you laugh even if you are in deppreso mode...
He is very dumb but in a funny way
And he has very good looking hair
He is more like a leader then a follower!!
He is very sweet and is very caring
But dont take advantage of that or he will ditch you
Who likes being around others!
He will always know how to make you laugh even if you are in deppreso mode...
He is very dumb but in a funny way
And he has very good looking hair
He is more like a leader then a follower!!
He is very sweet and is very caring
But dont take advantage of that or he will ditch you
by Dora.the.explorer November 23, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. by Quemdudndjdamxosajdj December 7, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan for some reason has a long shmeat stick not fat but long also known as young dagger dick, and he loves his girlfriend to death and also is really ugly and dumb but hey
Nice cock
Nice cock
by Barryallen1327 September 21, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan refers to someone in the online first person shooter game Counter Strike Global Offensive who is extremely skilled and talented. Dylan always gets nice one taps and the enemy team always think he is hacking, he’s like ScreaM but actually good at the game in 2019.
by xRemembrane October 7, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.