Dylan

Dylan has a tiny penis and doesn’t pull any bitches even he has the worse grammar when texting and in person 💀🙏
Guy: dylan has the worse grammar
by 3_scaped November 21, 2021
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Dylan

That one outistic kid in class always trying to get attention.
Dylan: *screams* yesterday i had some Roblox pussy!!
by Yolodud September 09, 2018
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An extremely average type of guy. Sucks at fighting and thinks he's an absolute unit which is quite the opposite
Dylan: I would fully destroy you in a fight
Literally anyone: shutup bitch
by dickface2.1 November 26, 2021
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Dylan

The worst person I’ve ever met. Self centered, ugly, short, stupid, idiotic, clumsy, not in the slightest bit athletic. Those are just a few words to describe him ( without cursing). He’s inconsiderate like you would hardly believe. He’s an empath, doesn’t show emotion, doesn’t care about your emotions but we’ll get back to that in a bit. He’s a terrible boyfriend, never date a Dylan. He’ll talk to other girls more than he talks to you. He’ll sit there on his phone when your right next to him and not say a word to you, he won’t even look at you. He won’t ask you what’s wrong if your crying let alone give you a hug. He doesn’t give a crap about how you feel, he just wants the statue because he’s dating some one out of his league that he doesn’t deserve.
If his name is Dylan RUN!!!
by Paisley_777 March 28, 2022
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A guy who can't read, can't write, and smells like David's bidussy.
Did we lose Dylan again? No, he's around here somewhere because I can smell him.
by mmee00ww September 15, 2021
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Dylan

I don’t understand how the world could be so cruel as to show me the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. Then immediately rip him away from me. Maybe this is pathetic and maybe you wouldn’t even want me to but I’d wait until you were ready. The thought of you with someone else is something I don’t even want to imagine. To the girl who gets to spend the rest of her life with you I envy her and I hope she treats you with the love and care you deserve. I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted. I hope one day you make it big and everyone who hears your songs knows it’s by you. I hope if you read this even though I doubt you ever will, you will know just how much our short time together meant to me.
Dylan is the sweetest most funny guy you will ever meet and he has a big heart.
by Emma Alonzo December 16, 2024
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The guy who is fun to be around but can be annoying at times, often the one to crack a sex joke at the worst moment and yet make everybody laugh.
He is also the guy who does not give a shit about your reasoning for doing something, if he sees you do it, he will mock you to the ends of the earth.
"Oh he is fun to be around but sometimes he is a total Dylan."
by Callsign_1 August 30, 2023
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