The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.

I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe

by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025

Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas

“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”

by JWG419 April 4, 2024

Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.

"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"

by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024

dutch Strudel

The act of receiving oral sex while eating a toaster strudel and depositing crumbs on to the givers back.

Sally gave me a Dutch Strudel last night. I crumbed all over her.

by Crumbed April 16, 2024

Von dutch

Von Dutch is the beautiful song by written and produced by charli xcx, it comes with two different remixes one starring Addison Rae.

Stanley: hey how’s your day going?

Richard: eh it’s alright

Gay twink: Von Dutch cult classic but I still pop, pop the lv cases watch me do a little globe trot

by Lv cases April 29, 2024

Dutch steamer

A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)

Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"

Tyson: "you probably liked it too"

by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024

Dutch Stripe

This a Connect-4 move which involves a diagonal line of three tokens in a row with a valid token point at either end. It is similar to the Norwegian Pincer with the only difference being its orientation.

"They anticipated my norwegian pincer, how about a dutch stripe" - Player
"How could I possibly fall for a dutch stripe" - Other Player

by Jyenormous May 20, 2024