dumb ass drunk

A drunk that is stupid as fuck and can’t talk at all
Oi mate you are a dumb ass drunk
by Best cunt in the world May 06, 2019
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Geek Drunk

Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.
Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.
by sbinkerd1 July 12, 2013
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Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.
"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"
by Frissiw April 07, 2017
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woggo drunk

To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.
Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.
by anyonefromanywhere September 25, 2010
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built drunk

being built drunk means that you have an odd shaped body. the way your built depends on how blown you are.
She’s built so drunk

Bro i’m ngl he’s built drunk
by MR.BLOWN October 26, 2023
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Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.
Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020
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Drunk did it

To work on a task or project while inebriated, only to realize later that quality of the work was severly impaired, as were you.
He refinished the floor only to realize that he'd drunk did it. It would have to be done over again.
by Roger_the_Dodger May 06, 2025
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