tree dad 

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

tree dad by myunclesass May 23, 2018

Ur dad 

You use ur dad for sarcasm I say it alot u can even say ur mom if u wanna but dat would jus be stooooopid !!! 👑😁

Jordan:"what was you doing last night , seemed like u was super busy".🙃
Yazmin:"ur dad".😂🤦🏽 ♀️
Jordan:"smd".🤣🤣

Ur dad by Finna Cook November 30, 2018

Andreas Dad 

tw !!

Andreas Dad is a great synonym or shortcut of SATAN!!!! He is abusive and stupid, poor andrea has to deal with his bullshit.. someone start petition to put him in jail. andreas dad has anger issues and is in need of therapy, so does her mom.

Andrea: “Hi dad can I have this please?”
Andreas Dad: “NO FUCK YOU..”

Andreas Dad by yourmom2040!! April 11, 2021

you smell like dad cum

When you can't think of a come back really quick

Jessica: Tiffany we all know that you are cheating on Bret with Mike, you slut.
Tiffany: We all know that you suck your dad's dick every night Jessica...That's why you smell like dad cum

you smell like dad cum by Wetty Fap 3817 March 27, 2016

jez's dad 

Jez's dad is a undertaker who rko's little kids and is a nonce who is notorious for killing people with nerf guns.

Jez's dad is a undertaker who kills people with nerf guns.

jez's dad by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017

Dead beat dad 

Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce

That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone

Dead beat dad by Big nigga bill March 11, 2018

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad. 

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO is a queen!! I think she can beat Haziq and my dad. by sdinaz October 23, 2023