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donkey

A sure footed graceful member of the horse family. Donkeys are oft thought to be stubborn but are smart and loving creatures. They excel at this such as jumping and carting but are not as good for western riding as speed is not on their side.
Travis: wow look at that girl jumping that pretty grey horse!
boy: That is a donkey dumb arse! They are more sure footed and are easy to train.
Travis: WOW! that donkey sure moves in an angelic manor.
by donkeyandsheepchick January 1, 2015
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The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.
Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon
by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022
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Donkey Fucked

It means someone like Lana rhoades got fucked in the ass by a 15 inch donkey cock
Yo Timmy can you tell them about my donkey fucked video I made
by Vxyi July 4, 2022
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schnauze donkey

Descriptive term used to define male homosapiens located in or around the Middle Eastern territories, to identify the first facial characteristic your vision is drawn to
Man #1 What flavor full body Armenian hairsuit did that schnauze donkey have on that complemented his Drakor Noir so beautifully?

Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
by inspector banana hammock May 11, 2018
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Glass donkey

Glass Donkey is another word for big p*ussy, if you get called this…you’re living your life wrong and need to turn it around, Loser.
Doctor : Are you a virgin?
Jack : yes
Doctor : damn you don’t get no b*tches

Jack : dude I get girls

Doctor : sounds like you’re a little glass donkey

Jack : *dies*
by prideguy69 October 29, 2021
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backwards donkey-whistle

when the dude has a long dick so much that you can suck it from behind his ass
she made me do the backwards donkey-whistle last night
im so sorry man :(
i need a divorce
by pheonixntr..... December 27, 2023
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Reverse Donkey Style 360

When you’re hitting it From the back, pull out and pull a 360 cumshot on her back.
Chad: Dude last was crazy!
Erik: how?
Chad: I just pulled a reverse donkey style 360!
by General_lee01d April 27, 2021
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