cheese cake cup

When you jizz in a mason jar then shove it up your girls ass and she breaks it by clenching her ass

I’m gonna give her that cheese cake cup tonight

by Slayrodt July 31, 2018

Petal cup

A female version of T-Bagging. In some situations it is highly encouraged.

Man! I took a frump home from the bar, and before I knew what was going on I got Petal cupped!

by Souless75 July 22, 2023

Kukoc Cup

The "Kukoc Cup" is the middle of the three cups in a power I or straight line in a game of beer pong. Toni Kukoc was an NBA basketball player who, although tall, had a good long range shot. Unfortunately they were mostly in meaningless situations. The middle of the three cups is statistically the worst cup to make because it separates the remaining two cups. Thus this meaningless cup was deemed the Kukoc cup.

Brandon - "Maybe you'll hit a cup besides the Kukoc cup."

DJ - "Probably not."

by BlowinBubbles August 26, 2010

Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.

Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk

by largermouthbass October 28, 2021

Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)

"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.

by Nitsua IKoto April 19, 2012

I'm a cup

ok

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup

by SpicyHamsandwich February 3, 2023

Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

by Bobby angel August 29, 2017