dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris

thats such a dong clapper moment

by dem bols February 14, 2024

Mexican Clapback

When you buy nacho cheese in bulk from Costco and give your self a nacho cheese enema. Then proceed to fart in your other half’s face whilst they eat the nacho cheese.

Last night we spent so much in Costa then he gave me a Mexican Clapback and I just couldn’t get the cheese out my hair.

by Mac89 April 22, 2024

Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

Daddy Clapped

a state of being done for to an extreme extent i.e cooked

“i can’t believe she caught you cheating. you’re absolute daddy clapped”
“brotha i been knew”

by Fruitygatchagamergirl123850492 June 12, 2024

the clapper

to ejaculate into your cup chance to rub it into a cream and then clap your hands

he gave my grandma the clapper

by anonymous June 21, 2024

Eric Clapton

Verb; Dating your friend's girlfriend, ruining their relationship. Named after the English blues guitarist who famously stole Patti Boyd from Beatle George Harrison

Hey man, remember when I Eric Clapton'd you back in high school?

by CyberAtomic March 4, 2026

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025