by The jewicorn February 25, 2017

Guy 1: Hey fuckface
Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

by katana blade celing fan May 27, 2023

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.
Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

I shoved a refrigerator up my ass
by Already in use by somebodyelse August 17, 2024

When a pompous individual seemingly tries to be smart in their choice of language while being condescending to the person at the same time; a double-insult.
He’s always translating neutral statements into asshole-English just to be an asshole to her. What an asshole.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
