Train Nerd

A person who knows almost anything and everything about trains and goons to them at night.

That guy is truly a train nerd.

by THEKOOLLERGUY June 29, 2025

WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

canary train

certain types/class of prisoners being transported to different location(s)

slang

"the canary train is ready to pull chain"

by noixz January 14, 2009

meme-train

similar to "bandwagon" but specifically in relation to social phenomena

"getting on the meme-train"

"I've got a ticket on the Harambe express"

"remember lolcats? that shit was like the Ciurea rail disaster of internet memes"

by Rosettastoned101 August 5, 2016

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up and rolls out carrying mass amounts of holiday products.

Hey DSL don’t worry about the shorts the Turkey Train is coming!

by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021

Training John

A term for male masturbation

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos

by Anon Skeptic October 6, 2017