Thomas Bailey, so caring, so sweet, has a girlfriend, Madison Marshall she got a fat ass. They are in love and will be getting married
PERSON 1: DID YOU SEE THOMAS BAILEY AND MADISON THEY ARE SO IN LOVE!
Period 2: I know they are my favorite couple ever
Period 2: I know they are my favorite couple ever
by Igotbitchesonmydick September 22, 2022
Get the Thomas Baileymug. very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over.
"Hey, you know Thomas?"
"Yea, very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over."
"Yea, very hot sexy col guy who totally doesn't like hot men all over (he does) and he likes long walk on the beaches where he can bury himself in the sand and set up his dual monitors and play bloons tower defense 6 for some reason on the beach when there's water to enjoy and play in the sand (which is the worst thing ever) and he good at music. And he has amazing rizz like this one time he was hitting me up and I was hit on instantly and fell in love the that moment and we have been going on dates ever since and its very enjoyable, and also he's very good at math. He also likes to make me laugh because he is very funny guy with very good joe mama jokes he never misses his oppuritninty to give one and make everyone around him smile and laugh or giggle or fart or fall in love or do math or play bloons tower defense 6 and he is asian so he's a very smart guy who knows kung fu and everything on planet earth and he will win Canada best math person of the year next year because he is very smart guy with smart guy all over."
by Diad4567 April 27, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. a guy who loves to play bass, metaphorically and physically. he loves to fiddle with the strings. He thinks that taylor swift is a satanic worshiper when he himself is.
by seamandeman1234 May 12, 2024
Get the Thomasmug. The worlds greatest boyfriend. Very kind, always willing to listen and always trying to help. Even though he has his own emotional, and physical problems, he is still a very kind, old soul.
by EnidsBerryFarm October 2, 2022
Get the Jayden Thomas Coninemug. by Blaine8676 October 12, 2020
Get the Callum Thomasmug. a subreddit on reddit dot com made to post recreations of wacky things people dreamed of
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
popular youtuber matt rose made a video on it recently
some gems from r/thomas the plank engine:
akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
akinator: i think of "eat shit"
the kinger has decided your fate (your fate: boulder)
pouring ants into the deepfrier will NOT be tolerated. thank you for read. (thumbs down emoji guy)
twitter thread: what happened to this video? i can't find it - i took it down it was too powerful
(freddy fazbear in the ssb ultimate roster)
by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2023
Get the thomas the plank enginemug. A "Pickled Thomas" is the lesser known term for that special drinking buddy we all have that just cant keep pace in the race, often far exceeding their intake allowance whilst deluding themselves of their prowess in the field.
by Ninjaprints November 9, 2011
Get the Pickled Thomasmug.