'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.
by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020
The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
by Milf Hunter Jit November 16, 2023
by Well it's true December 20, 2022
The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.
Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.
by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023
On insertion of the penis into an armpit, (usually not one's own), the recipient rotates the arm windmill-style until the desired consummation is attained.
by philologue August 16, 2011
A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity/romance. Where you give yourself a standing ovation/high five for a successful mission ‘a job well done’ in the field of pleasure – the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, “the solo encore to a duet of delight”.
So, you know that amazing night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank – like a way to commemorate the successful.
by Japseyelicker123 December 11, 2023