Salad Wacking

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Technology Green Salad

its green, very technology. ann d almsot a salad..?! echmp;pgy

"Technology green salad?! Are you kidding me???"

by ballclapperbongopicsfishfillet May 15, 2023

Tuna Salad Tuesday

When everyone makes tuna salad (traditionally tuna pasta salad) on Tuesdays. Usually celebrated in a group where everyone brings her homemade tuna salad to a gathering (e.i. work for lunch, lunch date, picnic). Can also be celebrated happily alone in the comfort of your home

Are you ready for Tuna Salad Tuesday?

by Shloctor Shloctopus July 6, 2025

English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

Alley Salad

(Noun.) Vomit.

Last time I saw Mike, he was outside tossing alley salad.

by Yozlet November 18, 2009

chicago salad

a bed of iceberg lettuce with either a pork chop or cut up hot dogs on top

I'll order a Chicago salad as I'm trying to healthier.

by Oceanic16 November 8, 2021

spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018