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Jake Appleby

The kind of guy that can only be described as a worm nothing more nothing less
What a loser you are mate straight up Jake Appleby

Early bird catches the Jake Appleby
by Leeds laughing August 20, 2025
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Jake

“Ew Jake is here.”
by Wapperdude April 17, 2018
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Jake Wallace

A Jake Wallace is a Feinin ass white boi who don’t know how to drive, wears fake ice and tries to talk to your girl but lnows inside that he can’t get her
Don’t be a Jake Wallace for the love of god
by Ajakewallacehater January 30, 2020
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Wakey Wakey hands off Jake

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton
Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
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Jake

Most likely a massive cunt who lost all his friends because he prioritises his new girlfriend cover his close friends. The girl may only like him for his appearance in some cases
My friend is turning into such a Jake I hate it.
by fat jungo March 3, 2019
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Jake Grimshaw

by Patrick abatement May 26, 2022
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Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.
A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018
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