Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.

Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel

by Carplad19 October 11, 2016

mother fucker

Somebody you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, including your mother, sister, aunt, niece, steps, brother, cousin, nephew, friend, pets, uncle, etc, etc., etc.

My father is a real mother fucker. After fucking my mother, which was bad enough, he wanted to fuck me. Gross!

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022

fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN

“FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT”

by faded420 November 16, 2018

Fish Fucker

For a special kind of fucker or wanker. An individual who is only capable of having sex with fish. Often mindlessly aggressive for no real reason. Only satisfied from sexual needs.

That fish fucker almost ran me over crossing the road when the sped up pointlessly to impress a bitch next to them.

by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025

Special Fucker

Someone who's is completely fucking ridiculous but you love them too much to reject them

My boyfriend is a special fucker

by Pennstategirl_14 August 22, 2016

spot fucker

Someone who backs into a parking spot incorrectly and makes numerous back-and-forth “pumps” in an attempt to properly align the car, causing several near accidents due to the unexpected reversing.

I almost got hit by a spot fucker today.

by prudepossum August 9, 2021

Fucker Ass

Fucker and asshole combo. When someones worse than a fucker so ass is added. When you're angry and fucker just isn't enough.

Later Fucker Ass, have fun sucking at life!

Frank is such a Fucker Ass.

That guy with a bald ass head and clown hair is such a Fucker Ass.

by anonymous January 30, 2025