Dirty Kira

When a guy (specifically russian) comes upon an asian girl and fucks her so hard she can't walk for 3 weeks. After that he sucks all the cum out of her vagina and then fucks her again while exchanging semen in each other's mouths.

John: "Bro I gave that girl I liked a Dirty Kira"
Random Faggot: "Fuck you."

by NameChanger69402 February 7, 2024

dirty sadee

Dirty Sadee is a condom full of cum

Uh.. babe... we have a dirty sadee on our hands

by Sexy baby 22 May 7, 2021

Dirty Yami

While riding your parters long slimy genitalia on a Landrover you shove the stem of a melon into their belly button until the bleed from the penis Women or Man.

Dude I had the best weekend, my girlfriend made me do a dirty yami. It was great!

by Elephant Toenail March 16, 2023

Dirty door

1. When the door shuts on its own in your face

2. The door is on fire

3. The door falls on you

4. You and your partner get pegged by the door handles

1. "The door just did me dirty, stupid dirty door"

2. " I kid you not, its a dirty door."

3. " I dont know why, but the dirty door fell on me"

4. "I got so drunk i did a dirty door with my ex"

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

dirty jäger

When your riding on a motorcycle blasting heavy metal and fuckin a chick spider style then hit a railroad track and slip out then back in to your chicks ass while never spilling your beer.

That dude's crazy..

I heard he landed a Dirty Jäger on his chick last night going over the tracks after the party.

by DaddyMetal November 11, 2020

dirty football

When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football

Person 1: Can we play Dirty Football?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 3: Shotgun the goal !!

by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021

dirty kristaps

when a stupid latvian farts in a smartie tube and shares it with his goat before killing the goat and being sent to the gulag

that cleaner just did a dirty kristaps

by Shakingatreetrunk November 6, 2021