Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.
‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’
by Comfabulous November 15, 2020
Get the dirty comfortmug. by Harvey Urquhart September 17, 2020
Get the Dirty ciwanmug. When ya have one toe up ya mums sausage dogs ass while licking ya mums toes and giving her dirty Sanchez at the same time
Oh I have a dirty fuckweiner last night
by Fuckweiner January 11, 2024
Get the dirty fuckweinermug. When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
Get the Dirty Bethanymug. When a girl gives you bomb ass sex, but in the morning you end up having a tingling sore dick. You rip off your boxers to find you have genital warts.
Guy 1: How was the girl last night? 😉
Guy 2: Shit, I think she was a dirty Kaysie.
Guy 1: Oh man, you dicks got genital warts!
Guy 2: Shit, I think she was a dirty Kaysie.
Guy 1: Oh man, you dicks got genital warts!
by OldmanJebberson December 3, 2019
Get the Dirty Kaysiemug. by Notchyomomma September 10, 2021
Get the Dirty Larkinmug. a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)
alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018
Get the dirty swampmug.