Dirty Dog

After a hard days work when your covered in dirt and sweat you jack off whilst still dirty

I’m to lazy to take a shower I’ll just dirty dog it

by Panda SKRT July 2, 2019

freshman dirty dick down

When you weeb on a preload until it’s half empty and then sell it for full price to a freshman

“Don’t do the freshman dirty dick down on it”

by KronKrootleBooted May 20, 2018

Dirty Crockett

The sex act of nailing your S.O> from behind leaping on their back and unleashing nightmarish taco bell diarrhea on them then hanging on as long as you can.

You sick fucker did you Dirty Crockett my sister!?!?!

by Skippopolis April 26, 2020

Dirty Green

When a girl vomits into a jar, shoves the jar deep into her ass, then gets fucked by a huge stallion horse cock, shattering the jar and tearing both the horse’s dick and Dirty Green’s vagina into a red and orange sauce. The sauce is then blended into a pulp and served to Dirty Green’s girlfriend.

Give me the dirty green baby boy

by greenspapa88996430 April 14, 2022

Dirty Franco

A joint rolled from old marijuana roaches.

That Dirty Franco taste’s like ass, but at least it does the job until payday.

by Joint-boy May 26, 2022

Dirty Bethany

When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.

"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."

by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024

Dirty virdie

Dirty virdie is a girl with short hair who will have sex with anyone and let you do anything Is sexual and put anything inside any hole she has for A little cash and go around taking about she has a good job that pays good money. She's usually used as a Buffet table for abandon kids.

Tonight I am going Home and do a dirty virdie. I am going to abandon my kids on her neck and in her Mouth for Cheap.

by classy ladylove August 23, 2023