Rodeo Fucking

When one jams his dick up his girlfriend or wife's ass, slaps her in the head, tells her that her sister is a better fuck than she'll ever hope to be and try to stay on for 8 seconds.

Man...the old lady doesn't have a clue that I'm going to do some rodeo fucking tonight.

by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025

Perma Fucked

(aka Chloe Ritter) when your brain has

Deteriorated Too the point of no return from the excessive use of methamphetamines. Akaa The boofaaLoompa of Bristol

That tweaker is perma fucked !

by forbiddinknowlage July 13, 2021

National fuck an Xbox day

The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!

Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!

by Nationaldays13 August 28, 2023

fucking dumbass

When someone does, say, or simply is incredibly stupid that even dumbass can't describe their stupidity

"dude, Jake tries to push open a door when it literally has a sign which says pull"
"bruh what a fucking dumbass"

by Gabtron August 27, 2023

Intestinal tract fucking exploded

When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.

Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.

by :0 :3 February 24, 2024

Face Fuck

When you fuck someone but pretend they are someone else

I wanted to fuck my best friends sister but she wasn't here so I had sex with some chick And pretend it was her; Face Fuck

by Isabella12345Jolie May 4, 2022

fuck you

Thank you

fuck you man you helped a lot.

by 9696956900505 December 15, 2022