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National No Water Day

A day where no one can drink water at all
Hey can I go get a drink of water?

Teacher: No it's national no water day...
by Houdini TRLL May 30, 2017
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National Beat a furry day

Every year on November 27th, you can beat a furry up (But not kill) without any consequences.

You may use any weapon you would like besides a firearm.

You do not have to pay medical bills.
I can't wait for National Beat a furry day! I'm going to have so much fun!

National beat a Furry Day means it is the 27th of November of any year and you can beat up a furry without paying medical bills or anything!
by PloxVR Youtube November 13, 2023
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Darby Day

The day upon which we celebrate all things Darby. Reserved for hot blondes that recently got a dream job. In 2020, this day coincides with Valentines Day, but VD is gay so real ones celly Darby Day.
Dude1: you man you taking that chick out for Valentines Day?
Dude2: Fuck that weak shit. It’s Darby Day, son!
by Bill Bixby250 February 14, 2020
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National Fuck Snowblind Day

On april 10th everyone says "Fuck snowblind". No one likes snowblind he touch kids.
"its national fuck snowblind day tomorrow"
by cronk64 April 10, 2024
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KELDOG day

Keldog day is 16th May annually. It’s for Aussie blokes like myself down on their luck when a gorgeous gal, dimples and great smile, comes into your life and is so sexy, I would fuck her shadow on a gravel road. Funnier than a fart in an elevator and is way too good for the fella but she adores him unconditionally. She is his rock and biggest fan.
I had a KELDOG day once, got a stunner and straightened me out without trying. She is now my wife of 15years… still pushing back every day to this day!
by Hot Dickens Cider 51 May 9, 2024
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Throw younger people than you day

If someone is younger than you, you can throw them on October 29.
Throw younger people than you day is on October 29
by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020
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