swerve two lanes

verb - to be so gangster; cops are always after you so you're always running.

"known as the boss, I swerve two lanes." - Chevey Ridin High, Rick Ross

by Chris McGrath December 09, 2006

hxc Two-step

Hardcore two-step

slang word for sex

also a song by screamo band, I set my friends on fire.

eg. "Hey honey, are you ready for a little hxc two-step?"

by IsetMYfriendsONfireBITCH! March 18, 2010

two nukes weren't enough

when anime goes to far you can use this phrase to emphasize that this anime should not exist and would not exist had more than 2 nuked been dropped on japan at the end of ww2

This anime is trash, two nukes weren't enough.

by Xx_AnimE_DestroyeR_xX July 24, 2017

two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

two steps from hell

Producers of the most epic music you will ever hear. The studio's name refers to Heaven which is 2 steps from hell: Heaven-->Earth-->Hell

Dude: Oh, you're studying for finals? What you listening to? Beiber? Mikey?

Bro: Dude. Don't be a fag. Here, listen to Two Steps From Hell and never look back.

by Dick Weinerwang September 04, 2015

thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

by dv8trix September 07, 2008

Two Pretty Best Friends

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life

Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".

by bigphatcoochie October 30, 2020