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suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one
"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."
by suckasoftone March 2, 2008
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Suck off the roof

What you do to a glass filled with to much beer
before you can pick up the drink.
hey dude that beer is going to blow,
suck off the roof so you can drink.
by ysmisu August 23, 2011
mugGet the Suck off the roofmug.

sucking science dick

When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.
Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!

Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.

OR

Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"
by crudmonkey May 27, 2022
mugGet the sucking science dickmug.

sucks out the dump

To give a blowjob after a penis was in the anus.
Traci is crazy, she even sucks out the dump.
by John Thomas IV December 16, 2008
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Suck My peen

The phrase that means “I’m Goanna rape you in the closet
by ElephantJim September 20, 2019
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Dick sucking Uniform

One single Chopstick used to twist up and hold your hair out of your face and mouth while performing oral sex.

Most importantly The ONLY article of clothing on your body.
....And there she was.... on her knees... ready....with only her dick sucking uniform on...... Amen...
by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013
mugGet the Dick sucking Uniformmug.

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