russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

russian neckbrace

When an extremely muscular woman strangles you with her legs while attempting to perform oral sex

Helga put me in a russian neckbrace last night and strangled me until I passed out

by Semper butts July 25, 2017