chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.

After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.

by Itsmegod November 14, 2012

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

Ian Hat

A golf cap.

"Hey, that is a nice Ian hat you have there!"

by Alcatraz Smedry September 11, 2022

Jesters hat

A flamboyant person very colorful

He's got the personality of a jesters hat

by Sincityhard1 January 5, 2020

Hit the hat

To let go of the Drury weather

This weather really makes me want to hit the hat to it all.

by Delilah4567 August 12, 2023

Hat

A synonymous word to cap meaning the same thing.

Stop the hat bro!

by Dralix August 31, 2022

Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024