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French Handshake

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.
“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”
by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024
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French Retreat

Ejaculating inside a woman and proceeding to lick it out and getting your friend to ejaculate inside of said woman again
Bro I'm boutta cum let's give her a French Retreat!

Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!
by Slorp_My_Schlorp April 18, 2023
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French Neopolitan

When a mixture of menstrual blood, urine and feces are combined and butt chugged by either partner.
Every anniversary Jeannette gives Jean Claude a French Neopolitan for his night cap.
by pooscado June 30, 2025
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French Conga Line

When you have your dick in a butt and someone has their dick in your butt
Billy: dude yesterday some guy invited me to a french conga line
Tim: did you go
Billy: hell no i didnt go what do i look like, im french?
by justasexisttransphobe September 2, 2023
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French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.
Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.
by ipopiad September 2, 2016
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by Amogus boi July 9, 2021
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french butter keeper

A french butter keeper is a term defined as the rectum of quadruple dwarf amputee former can-can dancer.
Every well appointed french kitchen has a french butter keeper propped in the corner.
by Jacques DuBeur December 9, 2013
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