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Turtle Roy

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
Where the fuck is Turtle Roys dumbass?
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025
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Turtle

A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019
mugGet the Turtlemug.

turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked
yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!
by turtle spank February 5, 2018
mugGet the turtle spankmug.

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
by Trousermouse December 11, 2017
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turtling

when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby
I am not an ass to Rani because I turtle him. I am turtling.
by CynIgnis September 27, 2020
mugGet the turtlingmug.

Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.
Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.
by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024
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