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your grandpap a trap

person 1: Your mom gay
person 2: Your dad lesbian
person 1: *Kidneys explode*
person 2: Don't make me say it

person 1: Do it
person 2: Your grandpap a trap
*Entire multiverse collapses*
by danktrash May 14, 2018
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Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.
Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.
by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023
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trap

1- A device or enclosure designed to catch and retain animals, typically by allowing entry but not exit or by catching hold of a part of the body.
2- A situation in which people lie in wait to make a surprise attack.
3- A container or device used to collect a specified thing.
4- A light, two-wheeled carriage pulled by a horse or pony.
5- A device for hurling an object such as a clay pigeon into the air to be shot at.
6- Short for trapdoor.
7- A person's mouth (used in expressions to do with speaking).
8- Among jazz musicians. Drums or percussion instruments.
9- A type of hip-hop music typically characterized by a dark tone and rhythms involving low-pitched kick drums and a very fast hi-hat.
10- A place where drugs are sold.
11- An act of trapping the ball.
12- Synonym for transvestite.
13- Catch (the ball) after it has briefly touched the ground.
14- Bring (the ball) under control with the feet or other part of the body on receiving it.
15- Induce (someone), by means of trickery or deception, to do something they would not otherwise want to do.
16- Have (something, typically a part of the body) held tightly by something so that it cannot move or be freed.
17- Prevent (someone) from escaping from a place.
Trap.
by Xabamblau November 21, 2024
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Chub Trap

Thirst trap but for men, similar to snaking(selfie with outline of erect penis).

The act of posting a selfie showing the outline of semi erect penischub under any garment(towel, underwear,boxer short, unicorn leather chaps etc.) Suggesting the size of the man's package without it turning into a dick pic hence coming off as a sort of boudoir shoot.
Omg did you see Dave's chub trap?! That man has penis for days!
by Dante(notrealname) November 19, 2018
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trap route

The route through the city that drug dealers travel.
the trap route is quicker than main roads.
by Nierce June 15, 2017
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gooner trapping

the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption
guy: imagine gooner trapping in 2024 that was so last year
by ilovesmashingfemboys August 1, 2024
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licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon
“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”
by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024
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