rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017

dr. rusty’s sore throat salve

Semen

Gary: I have a sore throat.
Dr. Rusty: Do you want to fix it up with some Dr. Rusty’s sore throat salve? It cures what ails you.
Gary: I’m not falling for that again.

by OuiOuiUhhuh October 24, 2017

Rusty Sanchez

Verb. The act of Intercourse in which the male penetrates the ass with two fingers and then reaches forward and hooks one in the female's mouth, and one across the base of the nostrils. Mix of the Rusty Fishhook and the Dirty Sanchez, for those who collect sex moves like shotglasses.

Dude I couldn't decide so I used the Rusty Sanchez instead.

by Bruce the Masseuse June 2, 2017

flying rusty

Mile high tit fuck

Ol girl gave me a flying rusty in the airplane bathroom

by X3Trickster June 15, 2017

Rusty coke butt

When you put it in someone's butthole and pullout and they proceed to do a line of cocaine off of your shit covered dick

Guy: hey I heard you hooked up with Katie d

Me: yeah we did a rusty coke butt

by Lojoooo June 23, 2017

the rusty boneyard

Anus

The rusty boneyard -"I wonder if she gives tours of the rusty boneyard."

by Rigsey June 24, 2017

rusty suburban

The act of having sex with two women. The man performs anal sex on the first woman until covered then puts his penis in the second woman's vagina. Bonus is the second woman is a MILF

Bobby was having sex with two women. Sara enjoyed anal, Stacy did not. Once Bobby was done having anal sex with Sara he proceeded to bang the shit "into"Stacy, performing the act of Rusty Suburban

by Chefmike78 July 5, 2017