top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009

I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.

Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-

by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013

i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have

ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that

by v4mpforprettyzz February 4, 2022

top notch for losers

Someone who doesn't even know what something means, then goes around saying it like they invented it. This can sometimes work out to their enemy's advantage but I think you can work out how that worked.

Cool Kid: Yo THAS well plorin'

Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?

Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !

Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...

by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017

Stud Muffin Top

The phase that an attractive man enters before dad bod. This usually occurs when his partner is pregnant and he is supporting her pregnancy food cravings.

While Charlotte was told she was looking radiant while she was pregnant, her husband Steve was told he better watch his stud muffin top before he had a full fledged dad bod.

by yogibaker May 22, 2016

White Chocolate Topping

The white, thick and tasty topping of a beta man. Although everyone wants to get a taste of that sweet sweet topping. It is only given by the Beta very sparingly to those who deserve it.

"Michael got that White chocolate topping and i want it. Just a little taste is all I need."

"Did you hear someone got to taste Benjamins white chocolate topping? God i wish it was me."

by Mr.Exotic November 2, 2021

Top of the range looker

a very handsome chap, a good looking fella who gets pure b*****s. It can also be a very fit lady who is out of this world and lads could only dream about her.

Ay la look at da top of the range looker over there!!

by Toplooker69 March 28, 2020