Super Straight

A sexuality that revolves around the fetish of eating your own feces

"Are you gonna flush the toilet man"
"Nah, I'm Super Straight, and I'm hungry"

by BluSuşi March 9, 2021

Super Straight

A man who is only attracted to cis women.

Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight

Rick: ah. Tight.

by TheSwagatron December 18, 2021

Super Straight

A term that straight people (mostly men) try to use to justify their transphobia. This term is also a synonym for ‘Super Insecure’ and ‘Super Single’ their made up flag consists of black and orange, the Grindr colors.

Man: ‘Can I get your snap?’

Woman: ‘I’m transgender.’

Man: ‘Actually nah, I’m not gay.’

Woman ‘That’s transphobic’

Man: ‘No it’s just my sexuality, I’m super straight!! 😡😡😡🟧⬛️ Stop being superphobic!!’

by _H.K_ March 6, 2021

super straight

A word closeted gay men use. Whenever a man says he's "super straight" he's actually super gay, but he isn't out yet so he will use that code word.

Hey dude are you gay.
No I'm "super straight"
Oh. I got u man

by thiskindagaytbhbutaight April 2, 2021

Omni-Straight

All knowing of the Straight kind, all straight, only straight, nothing else.

Did you hear that Luke is Omni-Straight now?

He isn’t bi, he’s Omni-Straight

It’s impossible to be Homo if you’re Omni-Straight.

by Applesauce apples October 17, 2019

Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.

Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick

by omar fish March 14, 2021

straight trippin

marquita, alejandro, jeff and anna

(see "ungrateful bastards")

americanator: you're straight trippin!!
not so legal immigrant: no, senorita. i am marquita.
americanator: exactly.

by hooked on ebonics December 1, 2009