Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.

She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.

by NoahGreen April 18, 2024

salad 30

A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents

Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?

by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.

Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”

by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024

Word salad

When you ask someone a question, and their answer is so many words, mixed together and tossed, by the end of their answer you have no intelligent comprehension of what they have said.

"The internet has a significance in the passage of time. Time passes and its significant. It has significance in the passage of time. As children spend time on the internet its significant. If you spend time in the McDonald's parking lot to do your kids homework, that's a significant passage of time. That's why we will give you free internet and then you can sell your cattle significantly in time" Wow did you hear that speech? What a word salad"

by Bbqgoddess April 4, 2022

crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017