rusty wrench

When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy

She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth

by Bipolarbear March 19, 2015

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

rusty ball flip

When a ballin' song is really old, but someone has still remixed them quite recently

This stems from www.reddit.com/r/edmproduction's live dj chats.

Hey bro, I remixed the 1812 overture!

-Dude that is such a rusty ball flip
I know bruh.

by e3agl April 26, 2015

Rusty Car

Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.

I bought my son a rusty car for graduation.

by Keith W and Ryan J August 6, 2015

rusty server

What every closeted divorced man over 40 is looking for: A waiter/bartender, between the ages of 21-25, not super bright, twink, short blond hair, blue eyes, that works at the bar he frequents. He has no friends, but thinks he is cool because a young queer boy who are in their 20's is interested in him (his money). Once he gets the twink to go hime with him, he has the twink rim his ass while giving him a reach around. The old man is so excited to have the young queer eat his asshole that he becomes incapable of containing himself and releases his fecal matter all over the twink's face.

Twink 1: "That old creepy guy at the end of the bar is always here staring at us. I think he's trying to get a Rusty Server."

Twink 2: "Hell, he looks rich enough, I'll go for it! I'll even fuck him raw and give him the virus as a thank you gift; after he buys me all the clothes and games that I want, that is."

by temnorepice August 11, 2015

rusty crophopper

Three different holes three different days in three different locations.

"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."

by Rusty2015 August 20, 2015

Rusty Griswold

When your girl is on her period and she tells you to take the backdoor but you slip it in the front to use the blood as lube before sticking it in the back, and when you pull out, your Griswold is all Rusty lookin' from blood and shit.

"Yo, I heard you through the wall last night. She sounds like a good ride."

- "Yeah man, we were throwing down all crazy and she said I'm bleeding so take it on the back. I didn't even think before I got a Rusty Griswold"

by Ragnaroks Hammer September 9, 2015