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Intelligent Post. 

INTELLIGENT POSTS - (n) Posts made anywhere on the BBS that are coherent to the topic and are not spam.

(v) The act of posting intelligently in anothers topic/club. Helping other users, providing links to necessary situations. Not acting like an asshole, not using these over used quotes, "Get a life", "n00b", "o'rly?", "It's the internet for fucks sake".
Ex. of an Intelligent Post. "Not bad, but what would of happened if the cops came and saw you and your friends drinking? I don't think that, that bad-ass self of yours, that you stated to have earlier, would of appeared then."
Intelligent Post. by Boris-4-U August 2, 2006
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procrastination post

The posts you make on Facebook or any other social network while putting off some pressing school assignment.
Catherine's looking at reddit comments instead of studying. Thats all fine and dandy, but I don't wanna see any more of her procrastination posts

ex-post retracto 

The term for when you leave a response to someone's post, then they take down the post.
My brilliant response to their Facebook status update was ex-post retractoed when they deleted their status.
ex-post retracto by Dr John April 1, 2010

Knight of the Post 

A professional thief, hustler, liar or crook. A canny basher dedicated to giving the law the laugh and making some jink in the cross-trade.
Annah is a tough, streewise knight of the post who rips off clueless berks in the most dangerous parts of the Hive.
Knight of the Post by BleakCabal August 19, 2013

Huffing Paint Post 

an apropos nickname for the Huffington Post blog
He's just another liberal idiot spouting talking points from the Huffing Paint Post

national post your bae day 

National post your bae day !! 🤪🤪 May 6th
“Hey todays May 6th National Post your Bae day”

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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?
Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)