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pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.
(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
mugGet the pimping your kidmug.

Pimp

I am a pimp
by asiandinker August 1, 2022
mugGet the Pimpmug.

to pimp

(to be used in a non-sexual context only)

a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite

b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?

boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?

boy a): you are a genius!
by Sexydimma December 29, 2012
mugGet the to pimpmug.

pimp wristed

The practice of sporting an over the top, blinged up, gargantuan watch on your wrist in an attempt to display what a high roller you are.
Look at Jerry! What a show off. There's no need to be so pimp wristed.
mugGet the pimp wristedmug.

angry pimp syndrome

wjen a pimp gets angry at a prostitute and jits jer
Oj man! Tjat pro looks like a victim of angry pimp syndrome!
by AllieIsGr8 November 11, 2010
mugGet the angry pimp syndromemug.

Pimp

by Skeet fuck shit May 9, 2021
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pimp

A bold, smooth, and flashy person who knows how to take control, stand out, and turn anything basic into something boss-level and a cool, confident, stylish person who knows how to level up their life or vibe.
Kayla: He pimped out his bike with LED lights and speakers when he proposed me 😍
Rupert: Did you see James over there!!! he walks in like a boss.... i swear to you steve, its straight up pimp energy! 🤓
by damnthatshiiifire June 25, 2025
mugGet the pimpmug.

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