i like dick

An expression used to say that you like penis

Mai: I like dick
Silvia: I'm disappointment in you
Robin: Gay

by OppaiOver69 February 6, 2018

I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

by millstone November 17, 2020

i wanna die

literally everyone in high school rn... like literally kill me now #nocap

teacher: “homework due tomorrow.”
homework- 5,000 page essay on the Great Depression, study chemistry notes for test tomorrow, 3 pages of work for algebra, study for ACT, go over new basketball plays for state championship, and google classroom assignment for English.
me- “i wanna die”

by YayDreyHay January 2, 2019

I like how

A phrase commonly prefacing a humorous or sarcastic observation, usually meant to be witty, insightful, and/or ironic.

I like how I thought myself clever for adding this to Urban Dictionary, but can't actually think of a good example myself.

by Apocryphon December 8, 2010

I feel ya

I understand and relate to your circumstance. Empathize.

Wife says "Dinner was hot on the table 30 minutes ago, but my husband is still watching the ball game and it is getting cold."
Wife's friend replies "I feel ya".

by shememyus December 28, 2013

u/I-FollowAmazingFolk

The most amazing person In the universe. This person follows amazing folks because he is amazing.

Amazing Person 1: I got followed by this u/I-FollowAmazingFolk
Amazing Person 2: Yeah he follows pog people

by arccer May 24, 2021

i-poop touch

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.

i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.

by karaoke008 November 12, 2012