Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 5, 2019

Mega Meated

A word with no definition. nothing can happen when mega meated is said. the null and void of insults

I hope you get mega meated on this summer

by alterocativeartist June 12, 2018

meat leaf

The vagina. Used more specifically the labia.

Hey what did you have for dinner last night?
Oh I forgot to eat but I did get a taste of the ol meat leaf.

by MeatLeafLover69 June 13, 2018

cheat meat

1) Dieter person who uses meat as their cheat item
2) When you’re searching for external meat products
3) Based off the Landjägger sausage from Europe, a cheat meat is your fuel to continue hunting
4) The person you're cheating with

I was exhausted in the woods and lonely, so I went for my cheat meat to give me energy to continue on.
-or-
I can't believe you're still using that cheat meat.

by MeatSteakGermanMeat June 15, 2018

Meat Blow

When your going down and girl and then stick your nose inside her to which you then blow your nose inside her.

"OMG, last night i was with Jerry and he was so going down on me then he gave me a meat blow"

by ManBabby June 17, 2018

meat delay

To be late for an event because you were having sex.

We were late to the meeting due to a meat delay.

by Jabberwalking August 4, 2018

Meat scepter

A word used to describe an object situated around men's waist. Often used in the subreddit r/creepyasteriks.

*Pulls out meat scepter*

by HerrPes January 28, 2019