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Pocket Nipples

When a person has two cans of dip/zyns in each of their front pockets, resembling that of nipples poking through a shirt.
“Alex needs to stop wearing tight pants. His zyns look like pocket nipples.”
by Downsy610 May 26, 2025
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Foot Nipples

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.
by ApricotFields June 27, 2025
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Foreskin Nipplejob

The rarest type of nipplejob and the rarest type of sex act. It’s when an intact man inserts a woman’s nipple underneath his foreskin. You never see this type of nipplejob in porn. It doesn't work for circumcised men.
I really wish foreskin nipplejobs were a thing in porn. I'd invent it if I joined porn. I'm surprised Angela White hasn't done that. After all, she plays with foreskins and inserts her tongue in them.

I'd love to do a foreskin nipple job with Sky Bri, Asteria Jade, Angie Faith, Kay Lovely, and Shae Summers.
by AntiCircumcisionMan July 23, 2025
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Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient

Use a mouse you asshole
Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.
by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025
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Udon Nipples

When someone has abnormally long thick nipples.
He didn’t get the role because of his udon nipples.
by rustyspoon August 26, 2025
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Shoebox Nipples

Nipples that are always standing erect, like theyre hard.
The dancers shoebox nipples were obvious before she removed her clothing.
by Youknome77 September 21, 2025
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Marlin's Nipples

This phrase, also known as "Marlin's Didgeridoo" came from the Australian TV show Angry Boys in 2011. The direct quote was the character Gran insulting an inmate by saying "Go blow your didgeridoo Marlin". This sparked an internet meme of facebook groups or like pages about Marlin and his "didgeridoo".
The next level up from this has become Marlin's Nipples. It's used as a swear for something surprising or extraordinary.
Marlin's Nipples that's a long car!
You don't get it do you; Marlin's Nipples, you don't get anything!
Jake R is such a Marlin's Nipple!
by Dekkkers June 16, 2011
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