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washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.
"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"
by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015
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Ramasjang Monster

The Ramasjang Monster is known primarily from its abnormally large horse cock. This is used most frequently to penetrate young children, who happen the show Ramasjang in Denmark. It is wanted for war crimes in almost every country except Taiwan. The war crimes in question are often performed with only a half empty bottle of mayonnaise. One of its most infamous features is its ability to hack Grammarly, and cause widespread Nazi Propaganda. One of the ways it manages this feat, is by changing the word "Democracy" with "A corrupt system created and driven by evil Jews who steal our money." This has caused some trouble for people in the 1930's and 40's. The most famous incident is the second world war, caused directly by the Ramasjang Monster. It is also famous for trading flamethrowers on the black market. It is rumoured that its main costumers are Elon Musk and "Hr. Skæg". Lastly it is famous for appearing on "Ramasjang" on national Danish Television. The government however, doesn't want you to know this, and keep everything except this last part absolutely confidential. Beware of what you do with this information, as the Ramasjang Monster also has a keen sense of smell for all who do not approve of its practices.
I like the Ramasjang Monster. It is good, and everything it does is good too. I would never talk badly about the Ramasjang monster, for then it may penetrate me with its weirdly humongous horse cock. :)
by My Apologies. October 23, 2022
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Monster Hunter

Someone who hunts inbred people for a living.
Jake went to Alabama to become a Monster Hunter. He preferred to use a long sword than a rifle for such job.
by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
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Zest Monster

Lucas Gabbini; Fruity
Lucas and Elijah were touching each others wangs in the locker room; the zest monster inside them smiled.
by Christ\ February 7, 2023
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Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days
Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon
by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020
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Yae Monster

A term used to describe addiction to cocaine.
Did you hear about Izzy? He's been doing lines and smoking laced bowls at parties, now he's battling the Yae Monster.
by ElectricTerror November 12, 2011
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Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water
I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering
by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024
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